Showing posts with label Gwar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gwar. Show all posts

Sunday, November 20, 2011

R.I.P. Flattus Maximus

No.145, aired November 9, 2011. This was the annual "Remembering The Present" episode, featuring passages from Noam Chomsky's speech titled "An American Addiction" and two World War II speeches of Winston Churchill preserved on the audiobook "The Road To Victory."

This episode paid homage to Cory Smoot - the last and greatest "Flattus Maximus" lead guitar player for GWAR - with three songs that showcase his incredible shredding. In honour of the departed Smoot, GWAR retired the Flattus Maximus character.

Happy Death Day, Flattus Maximus.

Part 1

1. Battle Of Algiers - John Zorn
2. War - D.O.A.
3. Naval Aviation In Art? - Frank Zappa
4. Hot Box Car - Shadowy Men On A Shadowy Planet
5. Haiku III (From the Eastern Gate) - Alexina Louie / Erica Goodman
6. Metal Metal Land - GWAR
7. Haiku I (From the Eastern Gate) - Alexina Louie / Erica Goodman
8. Untitled track from Pathways To Unknown Worlds - Sun Ra
9. Bonesnapper - GWAR

Part 2

1. Ed's Wake - Zubot & Dawson
2. Drop The Bomb - Genocide
3. David Murray Dons A Cunning Alan Wilkinson Disguise And Blags His Way Onto A Bill At The Termite Club - Stefan Jaworzyn & Alan Wilkinson
4. Drafted Again - Frank Zappa
5. In My Room - Shadowy Men On A Shadowy Planet
6. Happy Death Day - GWAR

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Wormwood Goes To Hell

No.140, aired September 28, 2011, the finale of C.S.Lewis’s The Screwtape Letters (as dramatized by Focus On The Family), where Wormwood’s fuck-ups become too much and Screwtape admonishes him in a stunning 12 minute soliloquey before final condemnation.

Part 1

1. Beyond Hell Intro – GWAR
2. Sonata Tragica – Blah Blah 666
3. Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell – The Stooges
4. Naval Aviation In Art? – Frank Zappa
5. Moths To Flame – Buckethead
6. Murderer`s Muse – GWAR
7. It`s Only Life – Blah Blah 666
8. Tormentor – GWAR
9. Hymno Nacional Mexicano – Blah Blah 666

Part 2

1. Descent Of The Damned – Buckethead
2. Fuck Satan To Death – Dayglo Abortions
3. Blossom Blah – Blah 666
4. 666 – Anvil
5. Hylozoists – Hylozoists
6. Go To Hell! – GWAR
7. Sailing – Ripcordz

Monday, February 28, 2011

The White Anxiety Of Our Sail

No.110, aired February 16, 2011, featuring readings from translations of the poetry of French Symbolist Stephane Mallarme. Unfortunately I had to return the book to the University Library before I got a chance to take down the titles that I had read (my notes only have page numbers).

Part 1

1. Toccata For Violin Player & Piano – Conlon Nancarrow
2. Cut – Headstones
3. The Stinger – King Cobb Steelie
4. Surf Of Syn – GWAR
5. Phone Calls – Vancouger
6. Naval Aviation In Art? – Frank Zappa
7. Fire In The Ocean – The Organ
8. Crush, Kill, Destroy – GWAR
9. Threnody For The Victims Of Hiroshima – Krzysztof Penderecki

Part 2

1. Absolutely – Headstones
2. Half-Bit Converter – King Cobb Steelie
3. Making Gestures – The Pack A.D.
4. Fire In The Loins – GWAR
5. Piano Concerto 1 – Einojuhani Rautavaara
6. It’s All Over – Headstones
7. Sailin’ On – Bad Brains

Monday, December 20, 2010

GWAR’s Bloody Pit Of Horror

No.99, aired December 1, 2010.

This show was a primer for the GWAR concert at U of R’s Riddell Center on December 3 (see setlist below). Part 1 featured four songs from the classic Scumdogs Of The Universe album, and Part 2 included the entire Bloody Pit Of Horror suite from GWAR’s spanking new album of that title.

But what words? What spoken word component to set alongside the unspeakable violence that is GWAR? Hmmm ..... what else but the Holy Bible? What but the wrath of Yahweh could be bloody or arbitrary enough go head to head with the wrath of GWAR? So select passages from the crazy prophetic book of Ezekiel (see chapter nos. below) were played along with instrumental tracks between GWAR selections.

As far as the serendipitous sonic adventures that characterize Naval Aviation In Audio go, this GWAR episode turned out to be quite memorable, even more than most - so I can’t resist inserting below some (unplanned) quotes from Ezekiel that by chance provided perfect introductions to outrageously violent GWAR songs.

Part 1

1. Horror Of Yig – GWAR
2. Blah Overture – Blah Blah 666
3. The Salaminizer – GWAR
4. Dune – Bob Evans -- Ezekiel (Ch.21)(!)
5. Dogs – Blah Blah 666 – Ezekiel (Ch.21 con’t, Vlad The Impaler introduced with “Whiles they see vanity unto thee, whiles they divine a lie unto thee, to bring thee upon the necks of them that are slain, of the wicked, whose day is come, when their iniquity shall have an end” 21:29)
6. Vlad The Impaler – GWAR
7. The Girl With The Mechanical Neck Movements – Evil Dick -- Ezekiel (Ch.22, Maggots introduced with “As silver is melted in the midst of the furnace, so shall ye be melted in the midst thereof” 22:21)
8. Maggots – GWAR -– Commercial break introduced with “These discovered her nakedness: they took her sons and her daughters, and slew her with the sword” 23:10).

Part 2

1. Cielito Lindo – Blah Blah 666
2. Bloody Pit Of Horror, Pt.1, Zombies, March! – GWAR
3. Home Sexuality – Blah Blah 666 -- Ezekiel (Ch.24)
4. Bloody Pit Of Horror, Pt.2, Come The Carnivor – GWAR
5. Caffeinated Coffee – Bob Evans -- Ezekiel (Ch.25, Gathering Of Ghouls introduced with “I will stretch out mine hand upon thee, and will deliver thee for a spoil to the heathen” 25:7)
6. Bloody Pit Of Horror, Pt.3, Gathering Of Ghouls – GWAR
7. Expt. In 5:1 – Evil Dick -- Ezekiel (Ch.25, beginning with “I will destroy thee; and thou shalt know that I am the LORD” 25:7)
8. Paso – Blah Blah 666 -- Ezekiel (Ch.25 con’t)
9. Bloody Pit Of Horror, Pt.4, Storm Coming – GWAR
10. Naval Aviation In Art? – Frank Zappa
11. Sick Of You – GWAR


GWAR setlist at Riddell Center, December 3/10

1. Horror Of Yig
2. Damnation Under God
3. Hail to Genocide
4. Let Us Slay
5. Vlad the Impaler
6. Decay of Grandeur
7. The Private Pain of Sawborg Destructo
8. Crack In The Egg
9. Maggots
10. Bring Back the Bomb
11. Metal Metal Land
12. Pure As The Arctic Snow
13. Beat You To Death
14. Salamanizer
15. Encore: Zombie March / Come The Carnivor / A Gathering of Ghouls / Storm is Coming
16. Sick of You

Notes: This was my fourth GWAR concert, and with each one it gets more difficult to enjoy both the music and the visual spectacle on stage because of the larger crowds. I usually forgo the visual component wherever it interferes with enjoyment of the music. I leave my glasses at home & find a good spot towards the fringes of the pit for dancing. So I didn’t always follow the onstage drama very closely, I think there was some elaborate plot involving the enormous Sawborg Destructo & Bonecrusher. A funny moment was Lady Gaga appearing with some crappy dance music then the band exuberantly pumped out their demonic-utopic ode to Metal Metal Land - & killed Lady Gaga, I assume - I probably still have her blood on my shirt. I could never even name a highlight from this set – I love all of these songs & relished every riff, every solo, every word of Oderous’s lovely poetry & every spurt of vile fluids. I loved Cuttlefish of Cthulhu’s long ejaculation during (I think) Zombies March & there is something absolutely sublime about hearing, after all the metal, the classic rock sing-along of Sick Of You in a thick crowd of bloodied GWAR fans while being shot with a blood cannon (presumably filled with the blood of the victims of previous concerts).

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Visions Of A(Nightare)ica

No.85, aired August 25, 2010. Featuring on-air readings of the poetry of Winnipeg’s Werner “Van” Harder.

Part 1

1. Hungry Freaks, Daddy – The Mothers Of Invention
2. My American Partner – King Cobb Steelie -- The Unwelcome Critic – Werner “Van” Harder
3. Wake Up America – Dayglo Abortions
4. Naval Aviation In Art? – Frank Zappa
5. America The Beautiful – D.O.A.
6. Hatian Fight Song – Charles Mingus -- I Am Dick Dick / Afghanistan; Iraq; Iran (?): Some (Viet)Nambulism (we’ve sleepwalked through this nightmare before) - Werner “Van” Harder
7. Everything I Touch – American Flamewhip

Part 2

1. American Society – L7
2. Sad Statue – System Of A Down
3. It Can’t Happen Here – The Mothers Of Invention
4. Ronald McRaygun – Dayglo Abortions
5. Americanized – GWAR
6. Once Upon A Time There Was A Holding Corporation Called Old America – Charles Mingus -- Jumping Jingoism: Flag-nostic / Calamity Gain - Werner “Van” Harder
7. American Dream – Cat Rapes Dog

Friday, August 6, 2010

Ezekiel's Wheels

No.82, another double episode, this time featuring the first 15 chapters of the Book of Ezekiel on audiobook (chapters indicated below), including the opening prophetic vision of cherubim on wheels - the theme of motors, driving & speed followed from there. Aired August 4, 2010.

Part 1

1. Spokes For The Wheel Of Torment – Buckethead -- Ch.1
2. Theme From Peter Gunn – Bob Evans -- Ch.1 (con’t)
3. Naval Aviation In Art? – Frank Zappa
4. Til The Wheels Fall Off – L7
5. Circle With Tangents 1 – John Beckwith -- Ch.6
6. The Wheel – GWAR
7. Ornithology – Jon Ballantyne -- Ch.2-3
8. Son The Father – Fucked Up -- Ch.3 (con’t)

Part 2

1. New Realms of Vibration – Hylozoists -- Ch.5
2. Devil’s Speedway – D.O.A.
3. Golden Seal – Fucked Up -- Ch.4
4. I’ll Drive – Motocaster
5. R.S.V.P. - Jon Ballantyne -- Ch.7-8
6. The Hammer – Motorhead

Part 3

1. Angelicus – Delerium –- Ch.10
2. Fast And Frightning – L7
3. Circle With Tangents 3 – John Beckwith -- Ch.11
4. Fast And Loose – Motorhead
5. The People Is Never Corrupt – Hylozoists -- Ch.9
6. Oblivion – Motocaster
7. Circle With Tangents 2 – John Beckwith -- Ch.12
8. Circle With Tangents 3 – John Beckwith -- Ch.12 (con’t)

Part 4

1. Escape Wheel – Buckethead
2. Circle With Tangents 4 – John Beckwith -- Ch.13
3. Right On Thru – L7
4. Serenity - Jon Ballantyne -- Ch.14-15
5. Fire, Fire – Motorhead
6. M4 – Derek Bailey
7. Immortal Corrupter - GWAR

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Humpty Dumpty Contrafacta

No. 68, aired March 31, 2010 – an Easter special.

Featured live readings of poetry from Reginan Hendrik Markus’s Phenomena No Hindrance. Copies are available for purchase in the Sask Lit. Section at Book & Briar Patch.

Also featured 4 recuperated “Nursery Hymns” of W.B. Yonder, a.k.a. Regina’s Patrick Johnson. Free downloads plus notes on his contrafactal process and other delights can be found at: http://www.wbyonder.citymax.com/firstpage.html


Part 1

1. Resolution – Mahavishnu Orchestra –- The Messianic Heart – Hendrik Markus
2. Humpty Dumpty / Arnsberg – Patrick Johnson
3. Crack In The Egg – GWAR
4. Naval Aviation in Art? – Frank Zappa
5. Tori – Not Goin’ To Vegas
6. The Treeman – Buckethead -- Axis Mundi – Hendrik Markus
7. Jack And Jill / Maryton - Patrick Johnson
8. Free Satpal Ram – Asian Dub Foundation
9. From the Eastern Gate 2 – Alexina Louie (comp.) / Erica Goodman (harp)
10. Gor-Gor – GWAR

Part 2

1. Chocolate Jesus – Tom Waits
2. Pylegathon – Buckethead
3. Three Blind Mice / Crusader’s Hymn – Patrick Johnson
4. Sanctuary – Mahavishnu Orchestra -- Easter Sunday, 1983 (A Buddhist Talks To God) - Hendrik Markus
5. Traveling Morgue – Buckethead
6. Alphabet Song / Dix – Patrick Johnson
7. Asscrack Bathmat – Muscle Bitches
8. Watermelon In Easter Hay – Frank Zappa
9. Saved – Amour Fou
10. Sailing - Ripcordz

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Pure As Arctic Snow

No. 63, aired February 24, 2010.

A very geological episode featuring an on-air reading from Christian Bok’s Crystallography, a book of ice so clean you can see yourself in it.

Part 1

1. Trapped Under Ice - Metallica
2. Naval Aviation in Art? – Frank Zappa
3. New Meteors & Pulsars – Iancu Dumitrescu / Hyperion Ensemble -- Geodes – Christian Bok
4. Pure As The Arctic Snow – GWAR
5. I (Fuck) Mountains – Pink Mountaintops

Part 2

1. Call Of The Triumphant – Thor
2. No Emotion – Hanson Brothers
3. Crystal Rainbow Pyramid – Acid Mothers Temple & The Melting Paraiso UFO -- (epigraph to Crystallography by M.C. Escher) / Krystallos / Katharsis / Kalokagathia / Crystals (Preliminary Survey) / The Hagiography of Snow: Preface / Krystalloneiros / Crystals / “Turbulent winds ...” / Crystals (Euclid & His Modern Rivals) – Christian Bok
4. Electric Jewels – April Wine

Monday, December 7, 2009

GWAR!!!

This episode aired December 2, 2009, featuring songs from nine of GWAR's eleven CDs of original music, with readings from GWAR Mythos and passages from Oderous Urungus (aka Dave Brockie)'s web-novel Whargoul.

GWAR came to the Riddell Hall in Regina on December 4, slaughtering a few hundred young, healthy Reginans & taking the rest as slaves.

Part 1

1. GWAR Theme - GWAR (from Hell-O, 1989)
2. Studies in Line: Allegretto - Barbara Pentland
3. Sick of You - GWAR (from Scumdogs of the Universe, 1990)
4. Naval Aviation in Art? - Frank Zappa
5. The Morality Squad - GWAR (from America Must Be Destroyed, 1992)
6. Studies in Line: Largo - Barbara Pentland
7. Saddam-A-Go-Go - GWAR (from This Toilet Earth, 1994)
8. Studies in Line: Presto - Barbara Pentland
9. Whargoul - GWAR (from Ragnarok, 1995)
10. Studies in Line: Andante Tranquillo - Barbara Pentland
11. Crush Kill Destroy - GWAR (from Ragnarok, 1995)

Part 2

1. Song of Words - GWAR (from Violence Has Arrived, 2001)
2. Membrane - King Cobb Steelie
3. Immortal Corruptor - GWAR (from Violence Has Arrived, 2001)
4. Womb With a View - GWAR (from War Party, 2004)
5. Busy Bee - King Cobb Steelie
6. Go To Hell - GWAR (from Beyond Hell, 2006)
7. Punished By Funk - King Cobb Steelie
8. Let Us Slay - GWAR (from Lust In Space, 2009)
9. Fight - GWAR (from This Toilet Earth, 1994)

Saturday, November 14, 2009

War Party

Episode no.48 Aired November 11, 2009. In memory of wars currently raging around the world, this episode featured Noam Chomsky's audiobook The New War On Terrorism: Fact and Fiction and four inspired tracks from GWAR's War Party album.

Part 1

1. Soldier Side - System of a Down
2. Bring Back the Bomb - GWAR
3. Circle With Tangents, Part 1 - John Beckwith
4. B.Y.O.B. (Bring Your Own Bomb) - System of a Down
5. Naval Aviation in Art? - Frank Zappa
6. Bumhooler - Crass
7. War Party - GWAR
8. Circle With Tangents, Part 3 - John Beckwith
9. Sentiment (White Feathers) - Crass

Part 2

1. Bonesnapper (The Faces of the Slain) - GWAR
2. Circle With Tangents, Part 2 - John Beckwith
3. Damage, Inc. - Metallica
4. Geneve - Raking Bombs
5. Circle With Tangents, Part 4 - John Beckwith
6. You Can't Kill Terror - GWAR
7. Air Traffic Control - Tristan Psionic

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Black Cat

Aired October 28, 2009 - Halloween Episode, featuring a complete audiobook playing of Edgar Allen Poe's story The Black Cat.

Part 1
1. Tre Pezzi Brevi 1 - Norma Beecroft
2. Kick It - American Flamewhip
3. Naval Aviation in Art? - Frank Zappa
4. Innocent Exile - Iron Maiden
5. The Eastern Gate 2 - Alexina Louie / Erica Goodman (harp)
6. For Whom the Bell Tolls - Metallica
7. The Eastern Gate 6 - Alexina Louie / Erica Goodman (harp)
8. Tre Pezzi Brevi 2 - Norma Beecroft
9. Murders in the Rue Morgue - Iron Maiden
10. The Insidious Soliloquy of Skulhed Face - GWAR

Part 2
1. Fight - GWAR
2. The Ides of March - Iron Maiden
3. Tre Pezzi Brevi 3 - Norma Beecroft
4. Killers - Iron Maiden
5. Piece For Bob [?] - Norma Beecroft
6. Black Cat - American Flamewhip
7. FVK (Fearless Vampire Killers) - Bad Brains
8. The Eastern Gate 4 - Alexina Louie / Erica Goodman (harp)
9. Eat Steel - GWAR
10. Sailin' On - Bad Brains

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Lust in Space

Episode 39 took Naval Aviation in Audio way beyond Uranus & out into the Milky Way, featuring several tracks from Lust in Space, the brand spanking new CD of our Galactic Overlords, GWAR!!! Also included some portions from William Shatner's Star Trek audiobook Captain's Glory, read by Shatner himself, recounting (in 3rd-person!) the adventures of Captain Kirk. Naturally, the show played out with Kirk, the Enterprise & all its crew being horribly slaughtered by GWAR in a comical orgy of destruction.

Part 1
1. Lust in Space - GWAR
2. Naval Aviation in Audio? - Frank Zappa
3. robot love serenade - Guerrilla Funk Monster
4. We'll Wait For You - Sun Ra
5. Space - Lederhosen Lucil
6. Let Us Slay - GWAR
7. The Pezzi Brevi 1 - Norma Beecroft
8. Robot Dub Jam - Guerrilla Funk Monster
9. The Pezzi Brevi 2 - Norma Beecroft
10. The Uberklaw - GWAR

Part 2
1. Air Traffic Control - Tristan Psionic
2. The Pezzi Brevi 3 - Norma Beecroft
3. Damnation Under God - GWAR
4. Strange Worlds - Sun Ra
5. Lords and Masters - GWAR
6. The Perfect Man - Sun Ra -- Finnegans Wake / James Joyce (on-air reading from pgs.219-20)

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Spokes for the Wheel of Torment

Aired August 12, 2009, featuring a live reading of Chapter 1 of the Book of Ezekiel plus the Commuters AudioBible recording of Chapters 34, 35, 40, 41, 43, 45, 46, 47, 48 & 49 of The Book of Isaiah.

Part 1
1. Descent of the Damned - Buckethead
2. Circle, with Tangents Pt.2 - John Beckwith
3. She Danced for Gordie Howe - Tim Postgate
4. Naval Aviation in Art? - Frank Zappa
5. Spokes for the Wheels of Torment - Buckethead
6. Circle, with Tangents Pt.4 - John Beckwith
7. Terminator - Tim Postgate
8. Parannoyed - Dog Eat Dogma
9. Arc of the Pendulum - Buckethead

Part 2
1. Circle, with Tangents Pt.3 - John Beckwith
2. Haven of Black Tar Pitch - Buckethead
3. The Apes of Wrath - GWAR
4. Circle, with Tangents Pt.1 - John Beckwith
5. Animal Farm - Dog Eat Dogma
6. Hoster City - Tim Postgate
7. The Escape Wheel - Buckethead
8. The Wheel - GWAR

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Dagger of the Mind

Featured text was the Classic Drama audio production of Shakespeare's Macbeth directed by Fiona Shaw. One of the bloodies episodes yet despite the difficulties of balancing the low recording levels of the play with the accompanying music.

Part 1
1. Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath
2. Pharoah's Dance (excerpt 1) - Miles Davis
3. Black Cat - American Flame Whip
4. Pharoah's Dance (excerpt 2) - Miles Davis
5. New Drug Queens - Pink Mountaintops
6. Pharoah's Dance (excerpt 3) - Miles Davis
7. Battle Lust - GWAR
8. Pharoah's Dance (excerpt 4) - Miles Davis
9. Fingertight - American Flame Whip

Part 2
1. Naval Aviation in Art? - Frank Zappa
2. Bitches Brew (excerpt 1) - Miles Davis
3. The Wizard - Black Sabbath
4. Bitches Brew (excerpt 2) - Miles Davis
5. Eat Steel - GWAR
6. Bitches Brew (excerpt 3) - Miles Davis
7. Hell For Sale - American Flame Whip
8. Bitches Brew (excerpt 4) - Miles Davis
9. Immortal Corrupter - GWAR

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Art of War

Aired February 25, 2009. Featured chapters from The Art of War (on audiobook) by Sun Tzu, played with King Cobb Steelie and the Leeds-based improvizing trio of Hession/Wilkinson/Fell.

Part 1

1. My American Partner - King Cobb Steelie
2. War - DOA
3. Naval Aviation in Art? - Frank Zappa
4. 12 Minutes for George - Hession/Wilkinson/Fell
5. International Master - King Cobb Steelie
6. Horror of Yig - GWAR

Part 2

1. Vlad the Impaler - GWAR
2. The Alphabet Poised Like Twenty-six Frozen Ducklings - Hession/Wilkinson/Fell
3. Sound Baffle - King Cobb Steelie
4. World War 3 - DOA
5. 48 Hours In A Resolute Atmosphere - Hession/Wilkinson/Fell
6. Deadbeat - King Cobb Steelie
7. Maggots - GWAR
8. Sailin' On - Bad Brains

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Disciplines of Execution

This episode is named after The Four Disciplines of Execution by Stephen R. Covey and Chris McChesney, and featured selections from the book-on-cd of that work mixed in with various musical tracks, as well as some live-in-the-studio readings from A Concise History of Capital Punishment in Canada by Frank W. Anderson mixed with the Jack in the Box suite by Erik Satie. Erred November 26, 2008

Part 1:

1. Intro -- Jack in the Box 1 - Erik Satie / CBC National Orchestra
2. Naval Aviation in Audio – Frank Zappa
3. War Ensemble – Slayer
4. Dance of the Headless Bourgeoisie - Nomeansno
5. Games of Rival Tribes - Igor Stravinsky / Chicago Symphony Orchestra
6. Raining Blood - Slayer
7. Mock Abduction - Igor Stravinsky / Chicago Symphony Orchestra
8. Angel of Death – Slayer
9. Young Girl's Dances - Igor Stravinsky / Chicago Symphony Orchestra

Part 2:

1. I Can't Stop Talking – Nomeansno
2. Jack in the Box 1 - Erik Satie / CBC National Orchestra
3. Disappear – Nomeansno
4. Jack in the Box 2 - Erik Satie / CBC National Orchestra
5. Blimey – Gwar
6. Jack in the Box 3 - Erik Satie / CBC National Orchestra
7. Altar of Sacrifice – Slayer
8. Sacrificial Dance - Igor Stravinsky / Chicago Symphony Orchestra