Destroy All Cars!

No.226, aired August 7, 2013. Includes a complete reading of a fictional high school essay called “DESTROY ALL CARS” by a novel of the same title by Blake Nelson, plus more readings from Colin Smith’s Carbonated Bippies! and a bit of Georgius Agricola’s De Re Metallia, a classic work of metallurgy.

Here the text I wrote during the first Jaworzyn/Wilkinson track & read out during the second:

The traffic as imagined by Jaworzyn & Wilkinson, unlike in heavy metal, is not the smooth engine hum or muffled street drone, or the stuff of smooth flow, but an abrupt tangle-jangle & plaintiff honks & squeels, it’s the sound of jam traffic & bang traffic & fender benders & bloody blenders & piles-up & smash-ups & victims screaming. This is the systemic violence wreaked on the world by big auto & big oil & all their subsidiaries. No steady drum or cozy guitar fuzz here folks – this is reality.

Part 1

1. Spokes For The Wheel Of Torment – Buckethead -- Destroy All Cars – Blake Nelson
2. Destroy All Automobiles - Bunchofuckingoofs -- Destroy All Cars (continued) – Blake Nelson
3. Naval Aviation In Art? – Frank Zappa
4. In Dog We Trust - Bunchofuckingoofs
5. Fist Full Of Flies – Metallic Taste Of Blood -- Destroy All Cars (continued) – Blake Nelson
6. Excerpts From A Typical Hard Bop Blowing Session - Stefan Jaworzyn & Alan Wilkinson -- Campbell – Colin Smith
7. Alcoholiday Turned Alcoholocaust - Bunchofuckingoofs

Part 2

1. Warriors Of Ice – Voivod
2. David Murray Dons A Cunning Alan Wilkinson Disguise And Blags His Way Onto A Bill At The Termite Club - Stefan Jaworzyn & Alan Wilkinson -- Odious Twerpus / The Renderer Of Cold Realm – Colin Smith
3. Coke: The Real Thing For Real Assholes - Bunchofuckingoofs -- The Renderer Of Cold Realm (continued) – Colin Smith
4. King Cockroach – Metallic Taste Of Blood -- De Re Metallica – Georgius Agricola
5. Hogs Of War – Bunchofuckingoofs
6. Exit Plexit – Simply Saucer -- De Re Metallica (continued) – Georgius Agricola